Gift Idea? Solar Fire Starter: Light A Flame Instantly With The Power Of The Sun
Solar Fire Starter: Light A Flame Instantly With The Power Of The Sun
This ultra-convenient and possibly life-saving device will make lighting a flame a piece of cake! All you have to do is hold it up to the sun and voila! You'll have a fire blazing in no time. Who needs matches when you've got this solar fire starter in your pocket?
The Hands-free Umbrella Hat: Keep Your Hands Free And Your Head Protected - Be The Life Of The Party
Introducing the amazing new invention: the Hands-Free Umbrella Hat! This revolutionary device allows you to keep your hands free while still protecting your noggin from the elements. Now you can protect your head, neck, and shoulders from the sun and rain without having to hold an umbrella in your hands. Now you can be the life of the party with an umbrella on your head - no more awkward moments of trying to juggle an umbrella while carrying a drink!
Fireball Launcher
At your next performance, boost the ante by stunning audience members with this fireball launcher. You'll be able to conjure a stunning ball of fire that will make you appear to be a fire-wielding sorcerer with the help of this covert device that is fastened to your wrest.
Friggin Fantastic 2 X 3 Rubber-backed Rug - Perfect For Unifying Your Living Space
Foul-mouthed folks in search of the ideal way to unify their living space need a "friggin' fantastic" rug in their life! This loud and stylish rug that serves as both a declaration and a chat starter measures 2' wide by 3' long and comes with a rubber backing to keep it firmly in place.
Demigod-strength Pork Pounding Tool: Turn Meat Into Mincemeat
If you've got what it takes to lift this powerful pork pounding tool, you'll be able to turn meat into mincemeat with the strength of a demigod!
The Most Oreo Oreos: Experience Life With Cookie-on-cookie Filling
You haven't truly experienced life until you've sunk your teeth into a sack of The Most Oreo Oreos. Instead of the usual filling, these scrumptious cookies are jam-packed with a hefty layer of Oreo cookies and cream, also known as 'cookie-on-cookie' filling. The greatest way of 'eating yourself' that you'll ever find!
Cult Classics: A Celebration Of The Campiest, Kitschiest, And Wackiest Films Of All Time By Millie De Chirico & Quatoyiah Murry
Millie De Chirico and Quatoyiah Murry have written a book that celebrates the campiest, most kitschy, and downright wackiest cult films of all time! From Ganja and Hess, to Polyester, and even Xanadu, this book has it all! Get ready for some wild reviews, crazy behind-the-scenes stories, and photos that will make you look twice. Plus, you'll get the inside scoop on Mac and Me - a movie that's sure to go down in history as one of the most bizarre cult films ever!
Power Drill Attachment - The Ultimate Fork Drill Bit Mixer For Twirling Noodles, Shredding Meat, Beating Eggs, And Mixing Peanut Butter
Let's get serious about our pasta eating and twirl those noodles like a champ with this fork drill bit mixer! Just attach it to your power drill and you'll be ready to go. Not only can you twirl noodles, but you can also shred meat, beat eggs, and even mix up some delicious peanut butter!
The Ultimate Feats Of Strength Festivus Board Game - Gather, Play, And Win
Gather up your Festivus pole and make sure the tempers in your house stay cool by playing a round of the Festivus board game. Put your grievances on the table and be the first one to go around the board - you'll be crowned the Ultimate Feats of Strength champion!
Vintage Peacock Feather Flapper Fan - Add A Touch Of 1920s Glam To Your Outfit Or Home Decor
This outrageous peacock feather flapper fan will be the icing on the cake of your 1920s-themed outfit. This intricate and ageless fan can be used as a style accessory, a costume prop, or as a special decoration to give the room a splash of color.
Pocket-sized Power: Ultra-dinky Ratchet Driver With 72-tooth Mechanism For Tight Spaces
This ultra-dinky ratchet driver is here to help you twist screws, nuts, and bolts in those hard to reach places. It's so small, you can keep it in your pocket and it can drive your standard 1/4″ bits. It's low-profile, 72-tooth mechanism can turn with as little as 5º of motion- which is like a tiny dance! The set includes #1 and #2 Phillips, 3/16″ and 1/4″ flat blades, and a 1/4″ socket driver bit- so you'll be ready for any screw-related shenanigans!